Green Pawnet T-Shirt – Funny Hulk Dog Parody Tee for Pet Lovers

Green Pawnet T-Shirt – Big. Green. Barky. 💚🐾

What happens when you mix a bulldog, gamma radiation, and an empty stomach? You get Green Pawnet – the angriest (and fluffiest) hero in the universe. This hilarious T-shirt brings comic-book chaos to life with a muscle-packed bulldog that’s more bark than bite… unless he's hangry!

Hulked-Out Design – Humor with a Smash

The design features a ripped bulldog in classic green Hulk mode: shredded purple pants, cracked ground, and a face that screams “don’t skip dinner.” The quote “You wouldn't like me when I’m hungry” adds a comical and instantly recognizable twist.

Comfortable as a Nap, Strong Like a Hero

Crafted from 35% cotton and 65% polyester, this shirt is soft, breathable, and flexible – perfect for everyday wear whether you're lifting weights or just lifting snacks. A must-have for dog dads, comic nerds, and people who get a little dramatic when they're hungry.

Why You’ll Love Green Pawnet:

💪 Hilarious Hulk-style bulldog parody

🐶 Perfect for dog lovers & Marvel fans

👕 Soft cotton-poly fabric for all-day comfort

🎁 Great gift for comic geeks, gym bros & hungry humans

🧍♂️ Unisex sizing for all paw-some personalities

For Dog Parents with a Wild Side

If your pup has the strength of a bulldozer and the appetite of a superhero, Green Pawnet is the tee that says it all. Whether you wear it for laughs, fandom, or just to warn others about your snack schedule – it’s an instant conversation starter.

Add to Cart Before He Gets Hangry Again!

Don’t wait until it’s too late (or too loud).
👉 Order now and unleash the Green Pawnet in your wardrobe today!